I called Panago... First off, they only have one number you call, doesn't matter what location you're trying to get, just one number... and it's a 310 number, where you don't even need an area code... weird.
The woman answers 'Panago!' I say 'Hi, I'd like to order a couple of pizzas please'. She says 'Sure, are you still at 1545 Dewberry Drive?' 'Um.... yeah'. 'Great, do you want the same thing you ordered last time?' 'What? Oh, I don't know' 'Well, on November 17th you ordered two medium pizzas, one tropical Hawaiian and one BBQ Chicken'. 'Oh, okay, yeah'. She knew my address, my name, my phone number, what I ordered, and what location I wanted. It was eerie. I expected her to say something like 'You still have a wife and one child? And a cat? Hows your mom? Did all those tests work out okay?'
And then the other day I bought some t-shirts at The Gap, and the first thing the clerk asked me for was my email address. Why do they need my email address? Here's an idea - I bring a product to your counter, I give you money and then you let me walk out of here with that product, okay? Call me old-fashioned.
Big Brother is watching.
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