So, it seems like most people are getting used to the new cellphone driving ban. It's been a law now for about two months, and alot of people either leave their phones alone while in the car, or they've bought a bluetooth hands-free device. Well, I would like to implement another law.
From now on, it is illegal for you to wear your bluetooth earpiece anywhere but inside your car.
If you enter a public area, like a coffee shop, store or bar, and you still have that thing stuck in your ear, you get a gazillion dollar fine, and everyone is allowed to laugh and point at you.
You look like a knob.
It seems everywhere I go these days, I see at least one dorkus who thinks he's on Star Trek or something. It's always the same kind of guy, too. And it's never a woman. So, take off the earpiece when you leave your car. New law. If you break this law, anybody who wants to is allowed to punch you in the side of the head.
Thank you.
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